I kill plants. I'm not proud of it, but I acknowledge it. Case in point: Once, in college we bought a mini "ornamental grass kit:"The idea being we were going to have the coolest and calmest dorm room ever (!) and we needed this. It's grass, like from a lawn.
I killed it.
However, I love the ideal of growing our own food for a lot of reasons. So, I soldier on, trying desperately to be a "gardener." Last year, I got ZERO tomatoes from my plants (someone else kept eating them....and I think it was grey and fuzzy). But, I did have good luck with lettuce plants, until we went on vacation and the whole thing went to heck.
This year, I'm dreaming big. I figure the more plants I have in the ground, the more likely some of them will make it, right?
Tomatoes (little ones started from seeds, big ones bought at the market last week)
The little ones planted 3 weeks ago, the big ones last week
Cucumber plants. Bought from the market, in the ground 1 week. Pickles anyone?
Yellow squash (Mom has zucchini variety, we're planning on splitting each).
Bought at the market, planted last week.
More tomato plants from the market. Hope I get a lot of tomatoes to freeze!
Hibiscus plant my ex-landlady gave me. Kept it alive all one winter, then one summer. Then, this winter, I killed it. D-E-D. Dead. It's been outside for 3 weeks in an attempt to revive because I love it's yellow flowers with red insides: But it's dead. May it rest in peace.
Parsley plant from the market a couple of weeks ago. Didn't get a chance to plant it. Also, apparently, I didn't get a chance to water it. Dead.
The little ones planted 3 weeks ago, the big ones last week
Cucumber plants. Bought from the market, in the ground 1 week. Pickles anyone?
Yellow squash (Mom has zucchini variety, we're planning on splitting each).
Bought at the market, planted last week.
More tomato plants from the market. Hope I get a lot of tomatoes to freeze!
In case you wanted more evidence of my "Brown Thumb:"
Hibiscus plant my ex-landlady gave me. Kept it alive all one winter, then one summer. Then, this winter, I killed it. D-E-D. Dead. It's been outside for 3 weeks in an attempt to revive because I love it's yellow flowers with red insides: But it's dead. May it rest in peace.
Parsley plant from the market a couple of weeks ago. Didn't get a chance to plant it. Also, apparently, I didn't get a chance to water it. Dead.
I have found recently that I talk to my plants. I think I have always done this, but I just noticed it as maybe something a little odd. Does anyone else talk to their plants, encourage them, praise them for growing, etc? Maybe it's time I had kids, I don't know. I talk to the fish too.....
You're hilarious. At least you try. I still haven't gotten dirt. damn it all.
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